therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It's never too late to be topless.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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