Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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