I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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