OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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