The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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