How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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