Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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