She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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