kristin has been a bad kristin
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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