break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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