Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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