i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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