Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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