new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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