i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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