I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
this beer tastes like vomit already
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
