new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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