: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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