Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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