So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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