I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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