He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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