Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He did a backflip because drugs
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