I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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