No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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