This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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