That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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