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(770): View more from Georgia

Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.

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(770): Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces. http://tfl.nu/5t2e

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(402): View more from Nebraska

P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.

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(402): P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide. http://tfl.nu/s8ub

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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!

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(816): Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?! http://tfl.nu/jlrn

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(337): View more from Louisiana

And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."

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(337): And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active." http://tfl.nu/o68j

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(573): View more from Missouri

This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed

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(573): This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed http://tfl.nu/eoyh

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(919): View more from North Carolina

he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.

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(919): he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'. http://tfl.nu/h82o

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(519): View more from Ontario

we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"

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(519): we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault" http://tfl.nu/rtah

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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard

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(862): I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard http://tfl.nu/ecro

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.

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(724): i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here. http://tfl.nu/fq3k

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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.

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(402): He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him. http://tfl.nu/b1lr

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.

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(715): Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way. http://tfl.nu/o1v6

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(806): View more from Texas

For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.

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(806): For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so. http://tfl.nu/nluj

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(678): View more from Georgia

So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.

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Dude. Do it.

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Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?

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(678): So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out. (770): Dude. Do it. (678): Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober? http://tfl.nu/58ew

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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.

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(847): there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk. http://tfl.nu/7c5f

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(406): View more from Montana

3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.

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How stoned are you?

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(406): 3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant. (1-406): How stoned are you? http://tfl.nu/v7x3

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