Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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