I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing