Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You dont lie about slip and slides
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.