i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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