I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
