Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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