I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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