that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize