Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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