she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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