Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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