grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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