i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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