so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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