Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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