i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
