hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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