Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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