scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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