I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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