Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Randomize
