So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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