9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just invented taco cereal.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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