I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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