He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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