i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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