party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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