my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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