I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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