so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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